Pretty Tumblr Themes

nighthooker:

i found your nudes in the lol tag

necrophilic:

when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’

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girl:  sir can i go to the toilet
male teacher:  no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
girl:  but im having girl issues
male teacher:  omfg go

mom:  what time did you go to bed last night?
me:  that information is confidential